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When "I fell down" won't cut it.
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We've all had the awkward experience of having to explain some very odd marks to friends, family, co-workers, or medical professionals.

There's nothing worse than having someone point and say "What the heck is THAT???!!??", and be reduced to stuttering, mumbling, and blushing.

Well, blush no more. Here's your resource for all of those excuses, and to tell all of those stories.

Just to be clear, there will be no flaming, no trolling, no advertising other unrelated communities, no personal ads, and no stupidness.

It's okay to show us some "after" pictures as long as they're behind an LJ-cut.

This is an 18-and-over community. Sorry, kids. No birthdate on your profile, no admittance to the community.

This is an 18-and-over community. Sorry, kids. No birthdate on your profile, no admittance to the community.

This is an 18-and-over community. Sorry, kids. No birthdate on your profile, no admittance to the community.

This is an 18-and-over community. No birthdate on your profile, no admittance to the community. Unless your user pictures show that your beard or hair is whiter than mine, that is. And maybe not even then.

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