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A bit unusual question [Feb. 28th, 2009|06:07 am]
When "I fell down" won't cut it.

fireincarnation
Anyone have a good excuse for this one? For those of you who don't want to wade through the article, Senator Vitter frequented a Canal Street brothel in New Orleans, and was apparently quite fond of dressing up in diapers. This isn't politically correct for a Republican Senator, what excuses would you give if you were him?
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(no subject) [Jan. 24th, 2009|07:05 pm]
When "I fell down" won't cut it.

tenebrax
Since it's been so quiet lately, I thought I'd post a source of new insights to bounce off y'all:

http://fetlife.com/groups/3831

It's a FetLife group called "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Hospital".

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New To The Community [May. 28th, 2008|07:38 pm]
When "I fell down" won't cut it.

submissivecunt

I would like to take some time to introduce myself as I am new to the community. I’m a 25 year old submissive who is true in her mind, body, soul, and heart to her Master, currently owned and collared. I’m a avid blog a holic who finds my voice in my submission through my words as they are all I have that chronic pain hasn’t took from me. I found BDSM and submission at 19 years old but this relationship is the first real relationship of Master and slave, I have known (my past controller in short was nothing but an abuser and I was lucky not once but twice to escape with my life). I have been a blogger on many sights but never one like Live Journal where I have found other submissives, friends, and acceptance all of which I have always sought in blogging. Master has requested I also join BDSM communities to learn in my submission and find friends, acceptance, and understanding as well as more in my education process as I am always willing to learn. I’m looking forward to posting here, and also feel free to check out my blog, website, and add me as a friend if you are interested. Thanks

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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2007|09:09 am]
When "I fell down" won't cut it.

fierinferno
Thanks, Pete, for reminding me I can post here!

Today I have to go to the doctor. The circles from fire cupping last weekend are gone, thankfully. I'm going in because my neck still hurts from being buried alive last Monday, and I think a week of neck pain warrants a trip to the doc. I think it's important he knows what I was doing, I was in a box full of sand and there was a lot of pressure. There was a stuffed monkey under my head, so maybe I didn't rest my neck properly.

If he asks me why I was in a box covered in sand, with a stuffed monkey, what the fuck should I say? Keeping in mind, the dude has little Christian motivational cards all over the place and a placard of the ten commandments in his office. I know, I need to switch doctors, if you have any suggestions please share, but for today I need to see this guy. Any help would be appreciated. :) I don't go in until 4.
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*BLORP* [May. 7th, 2007|08:40 am]
When "I fell down" won't cut it.

tenebrax
It's a fairly clear sign you've both been looking at way too many cat macros when your safewurds become "moar" and "do not want!" and you hope your offering pleases Miss Kitty.

Sorry 'bout the off-topicness. But I thought a little traffic might be good, and hey, I'm the mod.
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*snort* [Oct. 20th, 2006|01:46 am]
When "I fell down" won't cut it.

findingawayout
[Current Location |home]
[mood |amusedamused]

"Oh wow honey! What happened to your back!"
"Cat."
"What happened."
"I was just sitting on the couch at Matty's and wham! Shinobi comes out of nowhere and tears up my shoulderblades."
"Wow. She really got you good."
"Yes.. yes mom... she really did."
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Giggle~ [Sep. 15th, 2006|11:01 pm]
When "I fell down" won't cut it.

wndksdwillow
http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Hickey
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2006|05:07 am]
When "I fell down" won't cut it.
redtheda
So last week I came home from Burning Man with lots of bruises from a week of camping and biking and just being more physical than I normally am. I'm a big klutz and I bruise easy so this was bound to happen.

The funny thing is I had the opposite problem - I had to convince my friends and family who know of my um...proclivities... that the bruises were NOT recreational!

You do know your world view has gotten a little skewed when you bruise and scratch yourself in non-BDSM accidents and go "Cooooool! That looks NEAT!"
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Intro-ee thingee [Sep. 8th, 2006|05:53 am]
When "I fell down" won't cut it.

fireincarnation
Hi everyone! I wouldn't rightly say that my partner and I are into bdsm, but we do have certain sexual practices that lead to some pretty strange marks and scars.

Every so often I cut my partner with a razor blade (as sharp as possible) and suck the blood out of the cut. She especially enjoys when I do this near where her shoulders meet her neck. This produces small scars, which will become a problem eventually once a lot accumulate, but in the meantime, she ends up with a small cut with a hickey over it!

She enjoys wearing tank-top style shirts, and sometimes she can't because this area is very conservative and she doesn't want to cause a scene or get snubbed. Sometimes these marks peek out of a sweater or T-shirt, and I *really* don't want to move a couple of inches farther down the shoulder, as it would greatly decrease the sensation for her.

I'm looking for suggestions for both how to explain these marks and how to prevent them from looking so awful. Once or twice in a lifetime, you can have a hickey and accidentally get scratched by the cat (or rat) there, but more often than once a month? Nooooo.

I'm open to suggestions for how to more effectively bleed her without producing this effect. We dismantle women's razors and use the blades from them as they are VERY sharp! The sharper it is, the less it hurts, and we're not looking for pain in the cutting phase.

Eventually, we're aware that we're gonna run into a problem explaining hundreds of tiny cut marks on her upper back/shoulder area, especially during a physical. Aside from vit. E, is there anything we can do about this? I have scars all over my body, too so this would help me as well.
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(no subject) [Aug. 24th, 2006|02:06 pm]
When "I fell down" won't cut it.

daireen
[mood |amusedamused]

So my Dearest Darling Dom (DDD) and I went to JoAnn Fabrics the other day. I've been charged with obtaining a box to keep all of our stuff in one place, until such time as he can make us one to order. (I just love handy guys.)

Requirements: sturdy wood construction, padded top, strong handles. He wants to be able to use it in many ways, whether as a spanking stool or just an ottoman.

Logical, no? So I took him to JoAnn's, cuz they have quite the selection of boxes, and while they're probably not the most sturdy, this is a temporary solution. We started taking them down off shelves, poking and prodding, etc. I get the brilliant idea of setting it on the ground and bending over it, to see if it clears mah belleh - when golly, what happens?

Mom & kid walk by. *facepalm*

OK, obviously my bad for doing it in the first place, but I post to y'all: got a handy excuse? "Looking for a contact" doesn't work, as I wear glasses. ;)

This was almost as bad as the hardware store debacle, where the best excuse we could come up with for the sheer amount of rope and chain we were looking for was, "large mobile art piece we're trying to hang." This lady just walked by and didn't ask questions - we actually had to think of explanation for the nice old man at the hardware store. heh.
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